VBS Script Pranks

Here are some fun vbs script pranks you can do to prank your friends
1) Open notepad (start menu--->run--->type: notepad)
2) Use any of the codes below
3) Click "Save As..." then name it anything u want .vbs

LED Disco on Keyboard
This prank will turn your Keyboard LED’s on and off so fast that it seems like you have an DISCO lights on Keyboard

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(”WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys”{CAPSLOCK}”
wshshell.sendkeys”{NUMLOCK}”
wshshell.sendkeys”{SCROLLLOCK}”
loop

Make your computer talk
Just run this Script and it will make your computer say what ever you want, jus edit the text “your message here” to anything you want. May be you would like to make computer welcome you every time you Login by saying Welcome Your_name. So just replace your message and put this script in your startup folder and now every time you login your PC will welcome you by saying ” Welcome Your_Name”

strText = “your message here”
Set objVoice = CreateObject(”SAPI.SpVoice”)
objVoice.Speak strText

Make the computer go “ding” then popup a message
This prank will first produce a ding sound and than popup a message. Make your friend confused by writing some CRAZY text.

Set objVoice = CreateObject(”SAPI.SpVoice”)
Set objFile = CreateObject(”SAPI.SpFileStream.1″)
objFile.Open “c:\Windows\Media\Ding.wav”
objVoice.Speakstream objFile
Wscript.Echo “your message here”

Make the Microsoft Office assistant popup and say something
This prank will only work if you have Office installed. In spite of making your PC says it’s more attractive way.

On Error Resume Next

strAgentName2 = “MERLIN”
strAgentPath2 = “C:\Windows\Msagent\Chars\” & strAgentName2 & “.acs”
Set objAgent2 = CreateObject(”Agent.Control.2″)

objAgent2.Connected = TRUE
objAgent2.Characters.Load strAgentName2, strAgentPath2
Set objPeter = objAgent2.Characters.Character(strAgentName2)

objPeter.MoveTo 700,300
objPeter.Show

objPeter.Play “GetAttention”
objPeter.Play “GetAttentionReturn”

objPeter.Speak(”your message here”)
Wscript.Sleep 1000
Set objAction= objPeter.Hide
Do While objPeter.Visible = True
Wscript.Sleep 250
Loop

Error message
This prank will show a error message on screen

lol = msgbox(”your message here”)

A Scribbling Notepad
This is a scribbling Notepad, once you start it you feel like someone (ROBOT) is typing a message for you.

Set wshshell = wscript.CreateObject(”WScript.Shell”)
Wshshell.run “Notepad”
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys “H”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “i”
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys ” ”
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys “I”
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys ” ”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “a”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “m”
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys ” ”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “R”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “i”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “t”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “e”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “s”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “h”
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys ” ”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “K”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “a”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “w”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “a”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “d”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “k”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “a”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “r”

Agent Prank
Again a Microsoft Office Prank.

On Error Resume Next
StrAgentName2 = “MERLIN”
StrAgentPath2 = “C:\Windows\Msagent\Chars\” & strAgentName2 & “.Acs”
Set objAgent2 = CreateObject(”Agent.Control.2″)
ObjAgent2.Connected = TRUE
ObjAgent2.Characters.Load strAgentName2, strAgentPath2
Set objPeter = objAgent2.Characters.Character(strAgentName2)
ObjPeter.MoveTo 700,300
ObjPeter.Show
ObjPeter.Play “GetAttention”
ObjPeter.Play “GetAttentionReturn”
ObjPeter.Speak(”Hi I’m merlin here to take control of your computer”)
Wscript.Sleep 1000
Set objAction= objPeter.Hide
Do While objPeter.Visible = True
Wscript.Sleep 250
Loop
Wscript.Sleep 100
On Error Resume Next
StrAgentName2 = “MERLIN”
StrAgentPath2 = “C:\Windows\Msagent\Chars\” & strAgentName2 & “.Acs”
Set objAgent2 = CreateObject(”Agent.Control.2″)
ObjAgent2.Connected = TRUE
ObjAgent2.Characters.Load strAgentName2, strAgentPath2
Set objPeter = objAgent2.Characters.Character(strAgentName2)
ObjPeter.MoveTo 700,300
ObjPeter.Show
ObjPeter.Play “GetAttention”
ObjPeter.Play “GetAttentionReturn”
ObjPeter.Speak(”downloading virus . . . 20% . . . 40% . . . 60% . . . 80% . . . 100% virus downloaded”)
Wscript.Sleep 1000
Set objAction= objPeter.Hide
Do While objPeter.Visible = True
Wscript.Sleep 250
Loop
Wscript.Sleep 100
On Error Resume Next
StrAgentName2 = “MERLIN”
StrAgentPath2 = “C:\Windows\Msagent\Chars\” & strAgentName2 & “.Acs”
Set objAgent2 = CreateObject(”Agent.Control.2″)
ObjAgent2.Connected = TRUE
ObjAgent2.Characters.Load strAgentName2, strAgentPath2
Set objPeter = objAgent2.Characters.Character(strAgentName2)
ObjPeter.MoveTo 700,300
ObjPeter.Show
ObjPeter.Play “GetAttention”
ObjPeter.Play “GetAttentionReturn”
ObjPeter.Speak(”watch as I open your cd drive”)
Wscript.Sleep 1000
Set objAction= objPeter.Hide
Do While objPeter.Visible = True
Wscript.Sleep 250
Loop
Wscript.Sleep 100

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.CdromCollection

If colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For I = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
ColCDROMs.Item(I).Eject
Next ' cdrom
End If

Wscript.Sleep 100
On Error Resume Next
StrAgentName2 = "MERLIN"
StrAgentPath2 = "C:\Windows\Msagent\Chars\" & strAgentName2 & ".Acs"
Set objAgent2 = CreateObject("Agent.Control.2")
ObjAgent2.Connected = TRUE
ObjAgent2.Characters.Load strAgentName2, strAgentPath2
Set objPeter = objAgent2.Characters.Character(strAgentName2)
ObjPeter.MoveTo 700,300
ObjPeter.Show
ObjPeter.Play "GetAttention"
ObjPeter.Play "GetAttentionReturn"
ObjPeter.Speak("lol I now open internet explorer")
Wscript.Sleep 1000
Set objAction= objPeter.Hide
Do While objPeter.Visible = True
Wscript.Sleep 250
Loop
Wscript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "iexplore http://www.Google.Com", 9
WScript.Sleep 10000 ' Give ie some time to load

Eject CD/DVD Tray
This will eject your CD/DVD Tray out automatically.

do
Set oWMP=CreateObject(”WMPlayer.OCX.7″)
Set colCDROMs=oWMP.cdromCollection
if colCDROMs.Count >=1 then
For i=0 to colCDROMs.Count-1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ‘cdrom
End if
loop

Open Notepad infinitely

WScript.Sleep 10
WScript.Sleep 10
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(”WScript.Shell”)
do
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate “notepad”
loop

enjoy ^_^
~Darwin